January Jones: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

January Jones plays Betty Draper Francis on Mad Men. People can say all they want about Christina Hendricks and her enormous boobies, but my money's all on January. She's actually a very talented actress despite her debacle on Saturday Night Live. She plays an unlikable bitch but you can tell January is a bitch in real life, which makes her even hotter. I love them bitches. I want to buy her jewelry and then have her yell at me. January told the UK edition of Marie Claire, "The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty." So it's settled, then. Everyone's a bitch. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!