How Do You Say "Smoosh" In Italian?

The Jersey Shore kids are heading to Italy for Season 4.  It's perfect.  Season 3 is a tour de force, like Michelangelo's David or Andrew Dice Clay.  Jersey Shore needs to continue forever but you need to shake things up.  The Israeli stalker.  Vinny's giant cock.  Deena.  Miami was a great change of pace, but where else could you bring them where they were completely out of water but still belong?  Italy.  BOOM!  How long will it be until Snooki asks about the Leaning Tower of Pizza?  After a return to Seaside for Season 5, I'd like to see the kids try their hand in LA.  There are plenty of actresses willing to make a name for themselves out there.  How about the Situation at an audition?  Eventually, we need to get the kids on a tour bus and take them around the country like the final season of Rock of Love and finally TJ Lavin needs to get them on The Challenge.  I seriously can't get enough of these kids.  Great job by MTV.  Grazie.

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