Charlie didn't tweet today. I'm a little worried. Somebody should go up to the Sober Valley Lodge to check on him. Or he might just be having an orgy with the goddesses. I've been in the Suite contemplating my existence on this very sad day. I feel like I can't go on without a Charlie Sheen tweet. Then again, Charlie wouldn't tolerate anything but winning. We all have to be strong together, but unfortunately all great things must come to an end. The
Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day is going the way of Crystal Pepsi and Blockbuster Video. I'm going to miss it.
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