Wrestling Video of the Week: McMahon-Helmsley Wedding

All good things must come to an end. With Wrestlemania coming up this week, it seems like an appropriate time to end our wildly popular Wrestling Video of the Week segment. Our final video may be one of the wildest. Minutes away from her marriage with Test, Stephanie McMahon finds out that she secretly wed Triple H at a drive-in in Vegas Timofey Mozgov-style while she was unconscious. As if that wasn't enough, Hunter asks Vince how many times he thinks he raped Stephanie while she was passed out. Definitely not one of the most tasteful storylines in history. With that said, I loved it.

Wrestling Video of the Week: Paging Dr. Austin...Featuring Mr. Socko

With Mr. McMahon laid up in the hospital with a busted foot, he had a few visitors come to say hello. First up, Mick Foley did his best to spread the cheer with his new friend Mr. Socko. Then, it was time to talk to the doctor.

Wrestling Video of the Week: David Arquette World Heavyweight Champion

Snooki guest-hosted Raw last night and did a decent job. She also worked her way into a match at Wrestlemania XXVII. It's still not greatest guest spot of all-time.

Wrestling Video of the Week: Stone Cold Beer Truck

Looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to join The Rock at Wrestlemania as a guest referee in a few weeks. Austin is arguably the most popular wrestler of all-time and I definitely appreciate him more now as a guy who's had a few Steveweisers than when I was a kid. However, I still always loved this moment. As Vince and Shane McMahon gloated with The Rock about how bad Stone Cold was going to get it at Wrestlemania XV, the Rattlesnake had other plans.

BONUS VIDEO: This gets points for JR's announcing and non-stop puns.

Wrestling Video of the Week: Spin the Wheel

I got complaints from our Southern readers that we haven't had any WCW wrestling videos. Well, we're going to fix that in a big way. Reader Peter S. from Charlotte suggested this doozy. He writes, "Everyone knows that Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and Sting used to love hanging out at gay leather bars, but in the days leading up to Halloween Havoc '92, their sick games got even more intense." Couldn't have said it better myself. Take it away, JR.

Wrestling Video of the Week: Undertaker vs. Undertaker

The Undertaker made his long-awaited return yesterday after being, um, poisoned by his brother, Kane. My favorite Undertaker match is a classic from Summerslam 1994: Undertaker vs. Undertaker. I'll give you one guess who wins.

Wrestling Video of the Week: Finally The Rock Has Come Back

The Rock came back to the WWF yesterday for the first time in 7 years and the most electrifying man in all of entertainment did not disappoint. He called out John Cena, laid the smacketh down on Michael Cole, and most importantly raised the People's Eyebrow. He even got bleeped out several times. It was a welcome reminder of the good old days of Steve Austin and Mick Foley. Hopefully, today's wrestlers will be forced to up their game. The Rock will be hosting WrestleMania XXVII and if yesterday's performance is any indication it is going to be a must-see event.

Wrestling Video of the Week: Mr. America Lie Detector Test

 

This is pure comedy gold. Hulk Hogan is moonlighting as Mr. America after recently being fired by Mr. McMahon. McMahon is obsessed with finding out the true identity of Mr. America and makes him submit to a lie detector test. Everyone knows that Mr. America always tells the truth, brother. The rest is history.