This week, Brandon Davies was kicked off the Brigham Young University basketball team for allegedly having sex with his girlfriend and violating BYU's honor code. While Davies would still be the classiest player on the 1990 UNLV team, if he wanted to get jiggy, he probably should have gone to another school. The BYU honor code also forbids gambling, alcohol, cigarettes, porn, and coffee. I did not go to school there, but I dug a little deeper and found some more little-known restrictions at good ole BYU:
1. MTV
2. Building hotels in Monopoly
3. Visors
4. DVR's
5. Taking Steve Young's name in vain
6. Tanning
7. Having a member of the opposite sex in the passenger seat
8. Soccer
9. Buffalo wings
10. Infomercials
11. Spanish
12.
The Simpsons after Season 8
13. Delivery pizza
14. Ponchos
15. Winning basketball
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