Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Is This Your Baby?

David Blaine just had a baby with a 24-year-old French model (lucky bastard) but there was one problem.  He didn't have a ride to the hospital and it was snowing.  With the baby on the way, Blaine couldn't hail a taxi or get a car service to pick him and his lady up, so he hitched a ride with a snow plow.  The baby was delivered safely but come on, magic man.  You can make my card appear out of my ass, but you can't get a car to drive you to the hospital?  Don't you have millions of dollars?  That isn't even magic.  Just get a driver for a couple weeks.  I hope you don't accidentally freeze your kid in a block of ice.

NY Post

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